EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FLYING SAUCERS ATTEMPT FLYOVER OF EVANSTON ILLINOIS DURING EPIC BLIZZARD AND ARE SHIPWRECKED IN LAKE MICHIGAN!
A WEEK LATER IT APPEARS THE FLEET OF SHIPS REMAINS TRAPPED WITHIN THE ICE.
AUTHORITIES ARE UNWILLING TO COMMENT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SURVIVORS, BUT RUMORS OF LATE-NIGHT SWAMP-GAS SIGHTINGS ABOUND ON THE NORTHWESTERN CAMPUS BORDERING THE CRASH SIGHT.
THIS FROM AN ANONYMOUS NU MUSIC STUDENT:
"The other night I had to practice late and when I looked out the window, there were all these weird green lights out on the lake...it sorta looked like a bunch of weird little campfires...it was like...real weird."
STUDENTS AND RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN CAUTIONED TO AVOID THE SNOW-COVERED SAUCERS UNTIL MORE MORE IS KNOWN CONCERNING ANY DANGER OF RADIATION.
(p.s. happy birthday Jules Verne:)